Stuck in a Sea of Testosterone

When I found out that we were going to have 3 boys, I made a mental list of pros and cons.

The top three negatives were
1. The amount of food food we are going to need to buy in the next 20 years...holy cow!
2. The number of haircuts we are going to need in the next 20 years (unless Mom gets SIGNIFICANTLY better at doing it myself)
3. The number of times that John will have to repaint the walls and trim boards is unlimited

The top three positives were
1. They will be great friends
2. We can potty train them all together and be done with diapers in one massive sweep
3. I will not have to share my feminine hygiene products with anyone

Well.......
So much for #3