Wednesday, October 31, 2007

Questions


Many of my friends with newborn twins ask me tons of questions about infants. How do you get them to nap at the same time? How do you get them to eat at the same time? Do you put them in the same room? Do you put them in the same bed? How much do they eat at a time? Questions questions questions! When I talk to moms of twins my questions are as follows:
  1. Will I ever get my memory back?
  2. What kind of washable paint do you recommend for my kitchen walls?
  3. Is it ok to bind my kids legs so that they never learn to walk?
  4. What time do you have your first drink of the day?
  5. Will I ever shower before 2:30 in the afternoon again?
  6. When should I start teaching Wyatt how to change the twins diapers?
  7. Do all of your kids think that their names are “NO TOUCHING” too?
  8. What was my first question?

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