Why I shouldn't have gone to playgroup today

We were a little off our game today and I may get kicked out of playgroup if we have any more days like this....
1. Wyatt fell into a big pile of dog poop on the way into playgroup so we had to strip him down to socks and a diaper outside, borrow some clothes, and wash and dry Wyatt's clothes before we left because I forgot a spare outfit (note to self...the poopy shoes are still in the truck!)
2. I let it slip about the Easter bunny to twin 4 year old girls at playgroup...in front of their mom! (In my defense the bunny in the picture on the refrigerator DID look really creepy...)
3. We gave my friend a lawn job on the way out when I miscalculated the driveway and backed into the yard...after it has been raining for about 90 days. Seriously, the ruts that I left are deep enough to bury a casket or two!! I didn't even have the guts to go in and tell her that I did it...I suspect that she has a pretty good idea!
So, does anyone want to invite us over? I promise that you will have an exciting time with our family around!