Wednesday, November 12, 2008

How To Create A Monster 101


1. Give your kids their baths every night
2. One night, when it is very cold outside, offer to throw your oldest child's pajamas into the dryer to warm them up (sounds nice and sweet doesn't it?)
3. After the bath dress your child in the warm pajamas
4. The End

(Warning: Do not EVER expect to get your child to get dressed without placing all of their clothes in the dryer including underwear and socks. This affects all male siblings as well!)


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