Nose

This conversation took place this week after Wyatt woke up from his nap

Me: Wyatt, where is the shirt that you had on when you went to bed?
Wyatt: I took it off
Me: Why?
Wyatt: Because.
Me: Because why?
Wyatt: Because it had nose on it.
Me: What's nose?
Wyatt: I wiped my nose on it so I can't wear it now.