It turns out that we wasted our money buying 2 cribs for the twins when we could have used only one! It's also a good thing that Sammy is still on the clueless side and only climbs into Jonah's crib instead of out of his own crib or we would have to be turning the door handle in their room to match Wyatt's thus enhancing the mental institution look that we have going on upstairs! For Christmas I am going to have John make the boys little mail slots for their bedroom doors and slide food to them through the slot. They will probably get naked and slide items covered in poop back to me from the other side of the slot.....but that's ok my medication is finally starting to kick in! Otherwise it might have bothered me when Wyatt opened the door to the boys room this morning to find Samuel naked in Jonah's bed and yelled to John and I down the hallway "God dam#$%&* boys I told you not to do that"! I'm terribly proud! There was still a question as to the status of Sam's diaper...poop or no poop, but John drew the short straw and had to go in! No poop! How that child got naked when his jammies were on backwards and he was in a sleepsack that was backwards and turned inside out is beyond me! Seriously whose children are these and why does John keep calling me Nurse Ratchet?
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