3 Weeks until Florida!!!!!

We will not be going to Macy's anytime soon. I didn't ready the incident report form carefully, but there may have been a section limiting us to within 50 feet of the store. It doesn't really matter. We never really liked that store anyway!

The boys knocked over a huge metal/glass display case and sent glass and clothes flying into the make up and perfume section of the store. Thankfully nobody got hurt. Mostly because the store had opened about five minutes earlier so we were the only shoppers in the store.

10:00 am store opens
10:03 destruction
10:05 hasty exit

Clearly the display was not so secure that 2 three year olds and a four year old could knock it over, but I am not blaming the store. I would say 70% our fault/ 30% their fault (I could even go as high as 80%/20%).

The store was really worried about a lawsuit though, so maybe I should go with 50%/50%. Whatever, we are not going to sue them. We are, however, going to recommend that they have a drive through return/ exchange window so that moms like me (the ones that should be on drugs) can return an item without plotting an escape route ahead of time.

And to the 25 or so people that saw us walking through the mall at various times this morning and stopped to tell me how adorable and well behaved my kids were.... I am sorry that I kicked you in the shins.

And especially to the other 2 women in the mall that told me to enjoy my kids because they grow up way to fast... the paper that I shoved down your throats was my copy of the incident report and I am going to need that back for my future juvenile file.